tattoos
get it?
2013
A panda walks into a restaurant. He orders his bamboo, waiter brings it out, panda devours it. He's loving it. Delicious. Waiter asks if he'd like anything else, panda says just the check. Waiter brings it over, panda pulls out a gun and shoots him. Waiter is lying there on the floor like a new born baby, all types of blood coming out of his head. Manager runs over totally freaking out. 'What the fuck?!?!' panda just looks at him and says, 'I'm a panda, look it up', and walks out the door. Manager pulls out his phone, opens up google and types in panda....
Panda: Asian Mamal, eats shoots and leaves.