tattoos
Back in Detroit (where I'm originally from) there used to be a bunch of guys who hung outside a nightclub on their crotch-rocket motorcycles trying to pick up girls. one of them always had a snake around his neck. it was an albino python, probably about 6 feet long. I'm not sure if this comedically-macho approach ever worked for him, but i did watch the snake shit on him several times, which I can't imagine helped much.