i've got a 'baby' sister who is now 26. i still remember the day she was born. it was a tuesday, i know this because tuesday was popcorn day and i was pissed because i had to miss school and didn't get any popcorn. i complained about it A LOT the entire day. i probably even cried. popcorn is important when you're 6. it's like scooby doo for your mouth. why no one thought to just get me some popcorn is beyond me, but i guess they were busy doing something else. whatever, i'm over it now.
recently my sister got accepted to grad school. i think she's going to be a dr or a teacher or a fireman. cant remember. as a present i flew her down and tattooed her. 6 hours in one sitting. first tattoo. she sat like a champ. now my dad keeps telling me what a great brother i am. words are cool, but i'd like it in coffee mug form. say it with ceramics or don't say it at all.